Worcestershire – Malverns

Episode 7.2
23 February 1989




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Contestants Peter Steadman and friend John Campbell, female impersonators from London
Hint to the Treasure It’s down in black and white
Start Position Birtsmorton Court, near Ledbury
Clue 1 Drink in William Langland’s landscape, find a plant that thrives on water, and stick around for its label. 1
Leads to Colwall – on a bottle of Malvern water at Schweppes bottling plant
Clue 2 Try the Land of Hope and Glory man’s high-flying hobby at the top end of the range. Bring in the dihedral with a sting in its tail. 2
Leads to Malvern Hills – on the tail of a kite
Re-position to Bringsty Common
Clue 3 At a festive occasion for the town that’s gone off the rails, equine versions of the Malvern car are having a ball. Look for signs of peace. 3
Leads to Bromyard – in a box containing doves at a fair / horse show
Clue 4 Go north of Maclean and Jekyll’s partners-in-crime – and of Snowdon heir – to trusty trusses and crucks. And retrieve a trug. 4
Leads to Lower Brockhampton House – in gardener’s trug
Clue 5 Above the Teme-ing crowds, SLY HAL’S WHEELS suggest a vintage challenge. Rise to it with the inventor of mathematical logs. 5
Leads to Shelsley Walsh – the chequered flag at the top of a vintage car hill climb
Result The contestants won the treasure with 41 seconds to spare


Notes
1 14th century poet William Langland wrote of Colwall, location of the Schweppes plant where Malvern water is bottled (a plant that thrives on water). On the way, Wincey announces that the contestants have had five minutes. “Five minutes?” Annabel retorts. “Oh no! Hurry up!” The helicopter lands some distance from the plant and Annabel gets a lift in a police car. When she arrives, she climbs through an open window and finds the clue attached to a bottle on the conveyor belt. Afterwards the policeman gives Annabel and the crew a lift back to the helicopter.
2 ‘Land of Hope and Glory’ was in ‘Enigma Variations’ by Edward Elgar, who was associated with the Malverns area, and whose hobby was kite flying (the Land of Hope and Glory man’s high-flying hobby). Annabel lands on the top of North Hill at the north end of The Malvern Hills (at the top end of the range) and finds a group of kite fliers. One of the kites is a yellow-and-black ‘Wasp’ dihedral (an aerodynamic form used in kites and aircraft wings) which Annabel brings down. The clue is on the end of the tail (a sting in its tail).
3 The helicopter heads for Bromyard, which lost its rail service in the 1960s (the town that’s gone off the rails), and lands at the showground, where a fair is being held (a festive occasion). The British Morgan Horse Society (equine versions of the Malvern car: Morgan cars are handmade in Great Malvern) are putting on a display. In the centre, a girl opens a box containing two white doves (signs of peace), and Annabel finds the clue at the bottom of the box.
4 North of Linley Green (Snowdon’s heir) is Lower Brockhampton House, a half-timbered National Trust property (trusty trusses and crucks). After looking inside the house, Annabel finds a gardener. The clue is in his trug (a flat wooden fruit basket used for gardening).
5 Above the River Teme (above the Teme-ing crowds) lies Shelsley Walsh (anagram of SLY HAL’S WHEELS) where a vintage car hill-climbing event is in progress (a vintage challenge). Annabel and the crew ride in one of the cars to the top of the hill (rise to it) and reach the treasure, the chequered flag (it’s down in black and white). [They were supposed to ride in a Napier car (Napier invented mathematical logs) but it wouldn’t start, so they rode in an Alvis].