USA – New Orleans

Episode 9.8
14 June 2003




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Contestants Michael Hall and Nat Johnson, physics students at Cambridge University
Start Position Hovering above Mississippi River, west of New Orleans and east of the airport
Clue 1 Ol’ Man River rolls west, after lulling, to Des Trehan’s pad. The Master’s sleeper holds Norah Batty’s weapon. 1
Leads to Destrehan Plantation – on ‘rolling pin’ on bedhead
Re-position to New Orleans Superdome
Clue 2 In the Big Easy, Saint-Sans died – up to a point. In the world of Fat Tuesday, float down to Fay Wray’s boyfriend. 2
Leads to Mardi Gras World – on foot of King Kong figure on carnival float
Clue 3 Do you wanna come too, too, too? John James does so Get Carter to La Swamp, and make it snappy, little one. 3
Leads to John James Audubon Park – in jaws of alligator skull
Clue 4 Dans le quartier, find 1815’s Old Hickory. His quadrilateral has a Phat sewing machine creator with a piece of monopoly. 4
Leads to Jackson Square – under top hat of jazz singer
Clue 5 Beside Lindbergh’s Spirit, it sounds like any cab’ll do. Find the place of Boney’s ‘boat-race’, guv’nor. 5
Leads to Cabildo Museum – on Napoleon’s death mask
Result The contestants ran out of time on the final clue


Notes
As usual, the cameraman was Guy Littlemore and the sound recordist was Simon Burles, but the helicopter was flown by local pilot Mike (instead of Keith Thompson).
1 Flying west along the Mississippi River (‘Ol’ Man River’ in the 1936 musical ‘Showboat’, rolls west) Suzi passes Luling (after lulling) and lands at the Destrehan Plantation (Des Trehan’s pad). Inside the house she looks for the master bedroom (the Master’s sleeper) where she finds the clue attached to a ‘rolling pin’ (Nora Batty’s weapon from the long-running TV situation comedy show ‘Last Of The Summer Wine’) on the bedhead. [The ‘rolling pin’ is detachable and used to smooth any creases in the bed-linen].

Nora Batty’s name was mis-spelled in the clue. The reference to her weapon was potentially misleading because she was also notorious for wielding a sweeping-brush as well as a rolling pin.
2 Nat and Michael direct Suzi to Mardi Gras World (‘Mardi Gras’ is French for ‘Fat Tuesday’) near Algiers Point (composer Saint-Sans died in Algiers) of New Orleans (nicknamed ‘The Big Easy’). Entering a large warehouse, she finds two King Kong carnival floats (Fay Wray starred in the 1933 film ‘King Kong’). She looks at the first (female) Kong, before finding the clue on the foot of the second (male) Kong. Simon the soundman makes a rare appearance as Suzi is leaving the warehouse.
3 ‘Do you wanna come too, too, too?’ is a line from the children’s song ‘Daddy’s taking us to the zoo tomorrow’ (‘We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo / Do you wanna come too, too, too?’) and John James Audubon was an ornithologist and bird artist. Nat and Michael tell Suzi to fly to the John James Audubon Park, which contains a Louisiana swamp exhibit (La Swamp: ‘La’ being the abbreviation for Louisiana). She lands, crosses the railroad track, enters the zoo and finds two electric golf carts waiting (Get Carter). Suzi climbs aboard the rear cart, and driver Mark takes her through the park to the swamp. When she arrives, she finds an alligator skull and a tank of live baby alligators (make it snappy little one) on a table. The clue in the jaw of the skull.

Nat and Michael initially think that ‘John James’ refers to a river boat of that name which is moored nearby. However this turns out to be an unplanned red-herring that the clue setter had not intended!
4 Nat and Michael tell Suzi to fly to New Orleans’s French Quarter (Dans le quartier) and go to Jackson Square (Andrew Jackson, 1767–1845, known as ‘Old Hickory’, was the 7th President of the United States and won the Battle of New Orleans against the British in 1815: a square is a type of quadrilateral). The helicopter lands in a park some distance away and Suzi starts running alongside a railway line towards the square, during which time Simon the soundman makes a second unscheduled appearance, prompting Suzi to tease him about it: “Look! Simon’s trying to get in shot again. You prima donna!”. She has problems finding the square because she is expecting Michael and Nat to give her directions, rather than asking passers-by herself. “There’s a man on a horse,” she says when she finally arrives and sees the statue in the centre of the square. “It’s just like Wolverhampton town centre”. On the other side of the square she finds a jazz band performing. The clue is under the top hat (a piece of monopoly) of the singer (Singer invented the sewing machine, Phat is the name of this singer).
5 Near St Louis Cathedral (Aviator Charles Lindbergh flew ‘Spirit of St Louis’) is the Cabildo Museum (cab’ll do). “Boat-race is Cockney rhyming slang for face,” says Dermot (boat-race, guv’nor). With seconds to go, Suzi enters the museum, and Nat and Michael tell her to look for the face of Napoleon (Boney = Napoleon Bonaparte), but the time runs out. The treasure is on Napoleon’s Death Mask on the second floor.